vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

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imaginethebutts:

me in math class

image

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achievementhunterislife:

Sometimes I’m Finn, other times I’m Jake.

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misbeliefs:

me starting to like someone image

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foodorexia:

UGH

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i kind of just
like
nothing’s enough anymore
idk

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sexyloogi:

NOTHING IS MORE PUNK THEN LETTING SMALL CHILDREN THINK UR COOL AND TOUCH YOUR HAIR SPIKES

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shadyfriend:

today my nephew (who’s recently decided that he’s a wizard) came round and showed me his book of spells (a folded a4 piece of paper) - i looked at it expecting to see spells to turn people into frogs and to make you fly etc but the only thing he’d written was a spell to make people smile
and i think he must be a wizard because i smiled pretty big

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molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

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