what if i put vodka in my ramen
don’t do this
i just want famous friends so i can be famous by association and not have to do any work
listen the secret to pulling anything off—be it red lipstick or shaving half your head or wearing something ridiculous—is to literally just fucking do the thing and immediately adopt an attitude of giving no fucks, even if you have to fake it
I think everyone has that friend that’s just the epitome of perfect. And it’s like you’re happy for them because they’re so great but it’s also the worst thing ever because you’re nothing compared to them and all you want is to be even a fraction of what they are.
How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”
IM SO ANGRY
Literally all I want is one person to travel to different places with me.
Coast to coast, cities, state parks, seriously anything to explore.
today we studied gender and language, and how language is misogynistic with words like “slut”. so i wrote “fuck the patriarchy” at the top of my page for fun. then we did an exercise on describing colour. for number 1, i wrote “mustard”, because it was a dirty yellow colour. then she moved on, leaving me with these notes:
it just looks like i got really angry about sexism then started a grocery list
hey date me
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